Today's the day, 'Ol Robert Burns Night.
Scottish poet, whisky drinker and bard.
"John Barleycorn was a hero bold,
of noble enterprise;
For if you do but taste his blood,
'Twill make your courage rise."
"Then let us toast John Barleycorn,
Each man a glass in hand;
And may his great posterity
Ne'er fail in old Scotland!"